All this corporate doublespeak from a star writer. Where’s your heart, Ms. Horn?

Ha!

“The SEAL Operative’s Guide to Eluding Pursuers, Evading Capture, and Surviving Any Dangerous Situation by Clint Emerson.”

Of course the Wizards were embarrassed. I still don’t understand how you can lose to your own craft.

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I understand Kyle’s confusion. He’s not wearing his unthinking cap for some word Riddell.

Replying here cause don’t want to black your question cause kinda ruins the misdirection. It was an attempt at a(n admittedly crass) joke forcing one to consider the alternate situation. I see I’m on Jezz, so this is worst case scenario and I know if anyone see this and does the crayon-connect-the-dots-Kinja-puzzle,…

If Williams and Gay traded causes but kept the gear, purple would still just be an arbitrary color attached to a random cause.

Man, this was written very well, Greg.

Answer: “At all.”

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Partying as a minor league mascot is Busch league.

Student athlete: [clicks App Store icon]

+1

A well done ad reference as a picture gag? Huh.

Low, should the Jags ever again make the mistake of sending out their PAT team, at least there’s a handy reminder to reverse the play-call on the back of Myers’s jersey.

Late +1

+1

Pictured: Subject of every, single, “Penn State joke.”

[Nevermind; misinterpreted “former teammate”]