+1

If only there was some way to block for Rivers, dam.

“I think it’s great that a father can do that now.”

1. Ex-girlfriend

1. Ex-girlfriend

It’s like this. Science is hard. Smart people don’t understand much. We understand less. Since I was little, I’ve had a hard time wrapping my head around whatever part of the Theory (of Relativity [?]) that everyone agrees prevents one from traveling faster than the speed of light. I’d look up at the ceiling fan and…

Just saw this.

That’s not entirely true. Tolerance plays a large part. So much so that I believe all DMV’s should have an open bar, and once you’ve imbibed and think you’re comfortable enough to that you’re still able to drive, take the test.

Sure we can talk about it. But only face to face. You know damn well we can't write anything about it.

Maybe if they examined the head like Snyder’s grandpappy suggested, redskins’ overseers wouldn’t have all that hair and pesky scalp hindering diagnoses.

Art by Sam Woolley.

Jason Williams: [Starts video; checks watch; finishes video]

It’s really not that hard to sign a company’s three-word contract when it comes with a Ryder truck of money and has the same phrasing as their slogan.

True, funny, and sad: The line wasn’t even busy. He just didn’t answer.

Pictured: Football Coach Paul Petrino calling for a “deep pass.”

Showing him highlights of a beautiful specimen with a strong arm who works on both sides of the ball.

In The Blind Side, did Nick Saban give the worst acting performance when he knowingly gave the kid a promise he had no intention of keeping as to not give away his secrets on giving great real-life performances knowingly giving kids a promise he has no intention of keeping?

“Actually Billy, soccer’s for cool cats.”

Oh damn. +1

Because Alex Smith is an anagram for Le Max Shit, which sounds French.

Congratulations to Sweeney, even if the emerging trend of viralizing scholarship offers is cloyingly self-congratulatory coming in a sport whose business model relies on its unilateral insistence that scholarships are sufficient compensation for monetizable labor [...]