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The nerve of SyFy not only showing scoccer, but wrestling?! “What the fuck has come to this channel, indeed?”

Debate settled: Lebron James would have been elite soccer player.

So, I’m laying here on the couch, sleeping pretty soundly, when I hear the mad howlings of what can only be a fucking werewolf. So what, I think, it’s just some guy transmogrifying into a werewolf. What of it? So I close my eyes. But this unhinged cry of hell-bark is LOUD... and close. So I pick up the .45 and open…

Thank you for sharing. I’m so sorry for your family’s loss.

I knew he wasn’t a native of Miami. There’s no way he can catch a ball, catch a race, but not catch a charge as Florida Man.

Still chuckling over this. +1

It’s even more incredible that with all the space in a big, new stadium, he hit it to the exact spot where sat the Marlin fan.

Bruce Jenner.

That time I popped a killer helmet off and told him he could see me whenever [...] little did I know

Just another day on the job for a literall headhunter looking for talent on behalf of Fox Sports Venezuela

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Ha!

They should have 11 people attack him as violently as possible every time he so much as touches a football.

He didn’t consider [...] an offer he couldn’t refuse

Your four-seemer might only be 88.8 MPH if your hand only had three fingers and a thumb and your other arm was a glove and you’re really sad but maybe kind of scared too ever think about that?

+1

Damnit, I’m sorry. I just plain can’t read. Thanks for replying cause I was honestly having a hard time reconciling how you “[couldn’t] imagine a way of understand this.”

Half-assed is not preferable to full-assed, presumably because of the nomenclature.

Nevermind, I’m fundamentally incapable of commenting on your posts. Wish this wasn’t the case.