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But do they have a Miniature Giant Space Hamster miniature?

Alf is coming back? There is no god...

Did Mando lose the Darksaber?

No.  Just... no.

Why do people believe in miracle cures? Because they’re morons.

Does it make me a bad person, that I want him to die in screaming agony of multiple organ failure while begging for the vaccine?

Name me a place on Earth that’s a) inhabited by humans and b) doesn’t periodically experience geological or meteorological unpleasantness.

My favorite Homicide Giardello memory...

Uber announces it’s shutting down operations in the UK in 5,4,3...

My eyes! My eyes!

It wasn’t a... horrible finale, but they could have ended the series with Dean’s “We get to write our story” line from the penultimate episode and that would have been a fine coda for the series.

Could do some old-fashioned journalism and check for a marriage license at the Hall of Records.

Having affairs while condemning the little people for their immorality is a very traditional position.

Do you deliver?

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. Quality pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me a good series! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!

Mrs. Peel, we’re needed.

But what’s the point of a SW Holiday Special without Bea Arthur singing to the drunks in the cantina?

Seriously, God, we get the point. The world is ending. Enough with the omens and just drop the asteroid already.

The Mummy trilogy? What trilogy? They only released two movies—Mummy and Mummy Returns. La la la, I can’t hear you!