I'm DJ_Jeff_Weaver.

I know this is way late, but this is the COTY so far in my opinion. +1

NO ONE DENIES THIS DU!AN

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The jig is up DUAN

The next day he posted on his website that Clippers had asked him to stop representing them, and the Internet exploded in protest

The weird thing is that, when you click on "Splits," he just shakes his head and says "Manny don't do those."

Marlins fans were relieved to find out that the installation of a bunch of glass behind home plate did not, in fact, mean that they had traded for Joe Mauer.

...was living at home with his parents, on a street named after him

To assist with his recovery, team doctors have assigned a service animal to Burnett who will be responsible for helping him get around for the next few months.

He was carried out of the arena gushing blood and screaming "I can't see."

JESUS CHRIST, you people. I made my Hines Ward ketchup joke comment below, got on a plane, flew for 2 hours, landed, got to my hotel, and checked back in to see what was going on in DUAN this evening.

HINES WARD KETCHUP JOKE!!!1!

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Nice. I was at 18th & Valencia for a few years. Burrito ground zero.

When you put it like that, it makes so much sense. But I have a feeling my wife isn't really going to "get" it when I tell her.

Thanks for the heads up — will put Anna's on the list. The burritos also suck here in the south, so I'm hoping that my standards are sufficiently low that burritos in Boston will be a bold flavor explosion.

That doesn't sound half bad. In the summer, my friendly neighborhood brewery serves up their beer mixed about 60/40 with lemonade. Shockingly delicious.

I, too, am a newly-minted 30-year-old, but I've got little kids. So my beer selection process is usually one of the following: