+1, Gamboa.

"Yes, I'm from the Angels' marketing department. I'd like to order one small billboard above the Starbucks, please.

Something tells me that someday, that kid will end up taking his "talents" to South Beach.

When asked about the young lady in the picture, Francona stated that her seemingly contradictory aspects are in fact interconnected and exist only in relation to one another.

Phenomenal.

When you're searching for this website, make sure you remember to type in the "Bad Spring Training" part. Otherwise, you just get page after page of Colin Cowherd.

On the bright side, Federico found a great new gig at the Post Office, where his job is to keep an eye out for unwanted chain mail.

"I think everybody is excited to have a guy like that in the lineup. It brings a lot of positive things."

+1

Deadspin: Yes, I'd like a table at 8:00pm for my client, Eli Manning, and some of his associates.

The chess program at Webster will be called Spice.

Okay, just got back from the parking lot! Shared my Nyquil with a colorful character who calls himself "Peanut." We really hit it off.

Could not agree more. I'm a gin lover as well, so a good negroni or martini is a close second for me.

+1

That got a pretty big guffaw out of me. Off to the gift shop! What's your favorite flavor of Nyquil?

Ah! That is my dirty little secret. When I'm out, I get my manhattans up — but at home, I'll do rocks ~40% of the time. Don't tell anyone.

Duly noted.

Well said.

Ok, ok. I guess I should probably just get over it and hit the bar. I've lived through 29 years without going to a bar solo, but I suppose there is a first time for everything.

Now that I have to travel somewhat frequently for my job, I'm encountering a bit of a dilemma that I had not anticipated.