Isn't this like saying schools have choirs to fluff up enrollment by luring in kids who like to sing? Who cares why a kid goes to a D3 school if actually complies with the academic requirements. Who cares if football bolsters a school's image and also attracts cheerleaders and band kids? Are we going to pretend that…

"Examples of behavior that may lead to immediate suspension include, but are not limited to physical violence, sexual assault, disruption of the educational mission or civil living environment of the University"

98.12 percent—yeah right. These projections seem to turn out wrong a lot more than the math asserts they would.

Right. You can only blame the Bears if this happened.

But the word is "forgoes."

There is something pathetic about the idea that people excitedly follow "rumors" about a new black jersey.

Yes, it is too bad he chose DARE, which has not been effective and provides a lot of cops a means of easy duty.

Yeah, the one in the photo was a collision of two planes.

Ding

Maybe I am just not so stupid as to spend twice as much for the same haircut from a "real barber."

The shot kind of demonstrates what the Times was saying about how advancement in the strings has made serve and volley obsolete.

Maybe if AJ doesn't run off immediately he gets that call. Ump doesn't like catcher making his call.

Yesterday, Ken Rosenthal and other baseball geniuses were talking about how the Sox could fetch real prospects for him. They are just happy to be done with the contract. Of course, I've always thought they got stuck with him by accident.

See how the Times doesn't capitalize the disease name? That's how you do it.