Ok, I’m about to cry right now. And honestly, that helps a great deal.

I was going to make a similar statement.

It runs in my family, and my friends are amazing. I don’t think I’d still be here otherwise.

Agreed! Also, google “free pet samples”. I get a bunch of treats, food, and other necessities in exchange for a burner email and possibly a short product survey.

As someone who withdraws and doesn’t respond to people when I get super anxious/depressed.... thank you for being such a good friend to someone with mental illness.

Please tell me you’ve seen the Chuck Tingle bits on @Midnight?

See, I’m a big history buff. Having a quiet life reading in a beautiful old building sounds lovely to me, I don’t feel like that’s enough of a punishment.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defrocking
He should not still be living comfortably on their payroll, at the ultimate expense of the parishioners that he abused. Let him actually work for a living, see how well that turns out for him.

Oh, “a life of prayer and penitence.” I’m sure that really stings.

I just clicked on that and ruined my Amazon recommendations for life. Thanks a lot.

I spent a summer interning, gathering water samples from a Florida marsh.

It looks like a Pokémon to me. I kinda love it.

Bill Nye and Dr. Who are the only men I’ve seen thus far who pull off a bow tie successfully.

I feel like this referee insults the good name of them Fry family.

I’m a podcast fanatic, and I love history.

We should have elected Limberbutt McCubbins when we had the chance.

I’m replying to bump this up.

This reminds me of Iliza Shlesinger’s rant about mermaids, which unfortunately is not on youtube.

I just want to go back to working in an aquarium (and ideally getting paid for it this time). Unfortunately, those jobs are few and far between.