How about Leicester vs ManCity?! It’s the early game but I’m definitely getting up for that one.

So you can comment, but you can’t read well enough to understand that the Funbag isn’t going anywhere?

So, apples to apples, the USWNT pull the same ratings as the men in the USA and are treated much less favorably financially, plus the ladies actually win.

Spurs?! They need to worry about maybe getting a top 4. But winning the Prem??!!

Glen Plake was a fucking HERO in the 1990s.

It’s been a banner weekend for the Deadspin Book Club.

The people who didn’t get it are not “deadspin nitwits,” they’re just nitwits. Us tried and true deadspin nitwits got it, and it was glo-rio-ous.

our readership has grown to the point that you can’t really concern yourself with the unideal audience. But, yeah, the 19 people and counting who have emailed me to “correct” my post is a bit of a surprise.

Those are the best jokes! May I introduce you to 500 Days of Kristin?

Not when these people are clearly too stupid to get the joke.

Son?

You shouldn’t believe everything you read.

Thanks, I appreciate the support.

Sorry to burst your bubble, “John Maddened” (I doubt that’s your real name, and the real man would be embarrassed by your idiocy), but I saw the game and the Sixers did not win. Next time try using a little common sense instead of relying on this “sports” site LOL.

Because it isn’t wrong.

How haven’t you been fixed?

Don’t mind if I bring this in here. It seems like some folks could use a boost so they can see the joke.