This year is the very worst. I have been run out of Ferguson because my house is right next to the fires. I am crashing on an air mattress three hours away with my two dogs at my mother's house, a woman I try to limit my encounters with to twice a year at best for various reasons. Some highlights from yours truly, the…
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One Thanksgiving, my teeth were just starting to come in. I was miserable and crying. My material grandmother, a lovely and tiny woman from Ireland, decided the best thing for me was to rub whiskey on my gums. Unfortunately, she didn't realize my paternal grandfather, an ex-Navy Italian from Queens, was doing the same…
I love the Scott Mills show and listen to it every day. He and Chris are the best!
Eh, I wouldn't rush for the #notallPEteachers, because honestly, almost every PE teacher I have ever met in my life was a fucking dick. I had ONE incredible one that I adored, even though I hated PE, and all the other ones were either disgusting, giving molester vibes or were physically abuse. I don't know what it is…
Given that Victoria's Secret doesn't carry bras in my size, I'm not wild about A Body for Every Body, either.
Who is reading this guy's posts where he thinks "Yeah, they'll probably want to hear all of this horseshit but they'll probably be pretty offended if I use bitch. I should probably just hint at it.".
>>...a jilted ex girlfriend and a freelance writer...<<
Burn horrible companies that treat everyone like shit, burn!
Pepsi drinkers are terrible people with terrible tastes.
Did they really have to include her last name on the cake? Is she going to start referring to herself in third person, but using her whole name?
As a bonus, it's hilarious and adorable to hear my two year old say "Hi Penis!" when I change his diaper in the morning.
We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…
Check yourself, Mark. Octopi are ADORABLE. They're also incredibly intelligent and they will one day be kind rulers once they've enslaved humanity... I mean... uh... YOU SAW NOTHING, HUMAN!
Under Kira's supervision, according to the source, pledges in the incoming class were called names, berated for their perceived physical flaws and imperfections, and made to perform physical tasks to the point of bruising and exhaustion.
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Because this post shouldn't run without this virtuoso bit from last night's LWT:
Wait, this is pretty common knowledge right? We didn't really need an E news article to explain it. I know American sex education is shit, but come on.
at least she isn't sailing on the Mayer-craft carrier. I hear that's a rite of passage in Hollywood.
"A Jezebel Commenter Was Given a Sub-Site, and You Won't Believe What Happened Next!"