Review Round-Up

A Porn Star, Grand Theft Auto V And Jetpacks

So it's only me that finds the video's open in my browser disgusting afterwards and quickly shuts everything down on my computer like I'm stopping a nuke from going off?

I got a 6 and am in the top 59th percentile. It's been a long time since I cared about percentiles, so I have no idea what that means.

I like this. Let's do one for gaming companies now!

EA
Get my New Years Resolution done quickly by purchasing the Resolution Booster Pack DLC for just $2.99

Valve
It's 2014. 2+1 is 3. 4-1 is 3. Half Life 3 confirmed.

Rockstar
Make a game that uses "fuck" more than our last game.

343 Studios
Resolve to continue to do a…

This would also result in a gush of the liquid all over your leg, making you look like you pissed yourself. Seems less than intimidating.

This is useful information.

This.

I feel like the only person in the world that is not impressed by this game. I think the Division and Destiny look far better.

Maybe something is wrong with me, I should get checked. :/

HA! Glad this made you take a look then! I made a similar mistake on some game a long time ago that I finished before finding a pre-order bonus (that I bought months after the drop), so now I rifle through all those inserts just in case something good lurks on one of them.

KOTAKU VS. JEZEBEL

Anyone else find it ironic he's using a Sony 4K TV to demo this?

This search should show you some options, but I'd recommend springing for this one even though it's only 1tb, because I wouldn't trust a drive that more or less can't be backed up to anyone but Seagate or WD. You can't go any bigger than 1.5tb that will fit anyway.

So much for living in an always-online, always-connected world.