CrazyFrankPants
Crazy Frank Pants
CrazyFrankPants

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

When I was in my college days (pre-Porn Hub), a guy I knew told me that all the guys in his frat would celebrate VS fashion show day like it was a goddamned holiday. Get plastered, judge women’s bodies, and then likely call a girl up for a booty call or masturbate ferociously into a sock, whichever was more

i tried, and then i realized everything is already fucked.

Maybe they’ll let women run a show that airs for 5 days every month. *makes jerk off motion

I am a cisgendered heterosexual white male. I have nothing to lose in a Trump America.

I picture ALL these people writing their emails on the toilet.

These are second amendment folk, shouldn’t they all have guns? Why do guns scare them so?

Whatever happened to cutting a hole in a vegetable or gourd of some sort, microwaving it for a couple of seconds, and fucking it?

I was using the firing squad words

Shucks. I don’t need a giant, one-day coat. I need a normal, multi-day coat.

Shucks. I don’t need a giant, one-day coat. I need a normal, multi-day coat.

Oof, I can feel the awkwardness from here. I would definitely prefer no candy to that. My church did fall festivals too, only they did allow “appropriate” (nothing scary, no ghosts ghouls witches etc.) costumes and encouraged Bible-themed costumes. My hero was the lady who showed up in a shiny, sexy red devil costume

I dunno. The other day my tiny dopey useless lovebug of a puppy got all weirded out, hiding behind a table and growl/barking in a really low weird tone for like 10 minutes. We kept trying to figure out what was causing it (neighbors? dog outside? the tv?) until I figured out her demon was the little pumpkin my kid had

THEY ARE NOT REOPENING THE INVESTIGATION! Stop with these misleading headlines and read Comey’s actual letter, a portion of which you posted here.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts

He looks like Satan’s ventriloquist dummy.

He flies under the radar because he looks like a racist ghost who died during plastic surgery.

Not reply to you, hntergren, but not sure I can get behind calling anyone a cunt. If the point is to make her feel self-loathing, I think that ship sailed a looong time ago.

As much I hate to admit it. She has some points. Feminism has caused women to be unhappy because we’re actively ignoring some of the fundamental differences between men and women. Now before you beer guzzling, gas pumping, plant eating lesbians jump down my throat-hear me out!

But the thing is, saying, “Well, even if it isn’t true it’s the sort of thing they’d do” is what Hillary has had to put up with for twenty-five years. Benghazi, Vince Foster, crackpipe Christmas decorations, flinging heavy objects at Secret Service people, secret email servers that leaked information to China,