Perhaps if some of you (not YOU PEOPLE, just in general) didn't presume that all of us (white-straight-men) are mouth-breathing carbon copies flushed from the anus of a tyrannical woman-oppressing borg

LINDY.

God, Lindy, I can't believe you wrote an entire article encouraging me to make a genuine, good-faith attempt at understanding how oppression functions! Don't you know you're supposed to take the time to lay out painstakingly researched arguments over and over while I ignore them and stomp around like a child? IT'S SO…

*Slow news day*

I *rainbow sticker heart* you, Lindy. I do. I had some other thoughts but they fell out of my brain because you just say everything I am thinking sometimes. Cheers, lady. Cheers.

What I got from this is now I wanna work for "Big Turkey." I seriously had no idea "Big Turkey" was a thing. I want to rise through the corporate ranks and sit at the helm of the Big Turkey empire. I want to help the Big Turkey empire rise above, and crush all competitors. I want to take on Big Chicken and Big Pork…

Yes, it sounds silly. But. . .I really do think we have a terribly high tolerance for false advertising in this country, and it's nice to see someone attempt to hold a business accountable for unrealistic and untrue promises.