That's how you know he'll never amount to anything in the pros. #gloryboy #noIinteam

His jumpers are eerily similar to that of the girl from NBC's Hang Time.

If this keeps up, Josh Smith is the runaway LVP (Least Valuable Player) for 2014-15...if not for all time.

To be fair, though it doesn't really matter, that 0-5 mark is misleading. 2 of those shots were long bombs as quarters expired and at least one was a well guarded heave at the end of the shot clock after he was passed the ball with little time remaining (not because he ball hogged himself into an end of clock…

WHY.

I was one of the people he assaulted in Cryans. First off we had a mutual friend, Jayson then walked up and sucker punched the kid. That is when I was giving him a hard time outside and he threw a punch at me when the cops came. I was interviewed by the Hunterdon County Prosecutors office after he killed them man. …

Here's Deadspin Pretending This Week That The Site Never Had Any Issues With Stuart Scott

oh, get the fuck over yourself, Howard. we get it: you don't like jason whitlock. and that's fine, since you don't have to like him. but quit acting like your opinion on him is the definitive take on the guy. i read your longform hitjob on him, and whatever salient points it had to make were overrun by your obvious…

Yeah kind of like how Deadspin is lining up and pretending they loved him and that this never happened:

Who is the best and worst ex-Deadspinner? Former EICs don't count, because they basically graduated, and because we all know Daulerio is the correct answer to both if they were included.

No, things did not "get started" when "a female hockey fan" took to Twitter to complain about him. Things got started when Lepore harassed women. And why not give Toni McIntyre a platform to tell her story instead of telling it for her without even reaching out for comment?

Gawker media's rules for privacy:

Raysism...Raysism? Nah, sorry. Name doesn't ring a bell. This BlessedToComment Guy, though, is great.

I'm completely pro choice, but man ' sometimes I am pregnant and wearing the clothes but that's quickly taken care of with a visit to the nearest PP.' That just makes me sad.

Scenario 10: You just read an article by a woman who looks to be attractive from her tagline photo. You don't have her phone number and who knows if she ever reads her gawker e-mail?

Scenario 10: You read an article on the internet and think the author wrote some funny stuff.

No pictures just mental images....

Let's have there be more comments about screwdriver types please.

Redick: "Don't worry, girl. At this stage in development, it doesn't even look human."

I know what we're all thinking, am I right fellas?