2 Questions come to mind.

It's the next thing he says actually.

You typed that as if it got better after 2 minutes.

Wait.. are you telling me ESPN took something out of context in order to make a headline out of it? Yeah right, that never happens.

He went back upstairs after Tony came back in. My wife kept yelling "take your ass back upstairs Jerry at the screen everytime she saw him"

Every year when the Cowboys play Washington, the only thing I care about is coming out without injuries. Just about every year somebody gets hurt playing Washington.

Swift (or her cameraman) chose a bad spot for her to focus on. If you think to yourself that Swift is looking up at someone in a window it doesn't seem as bad.

Somewhere there is now a Karen Gillan wig.

if none of the dollars are found they will run a twitter contest, for one lifetime giveaway.

Not very far at all, but the hangtime was magnificent.

My entire family was recently locked up for contempt of court and for assault on a public official. (My sister got 30days for backtalk and the the 250 lbs balliff thought is would be fun to jerk her around and slam her to the ground) so my mother and brother tried to step in only to be thrown in for contempt as well.

I work in a job where we get to watch TV during down times, and this has replaced impractical jokers as the go to show that everyone likes.

Grab one of your fingers with the other hand and squeeze as hard as you can. That is what a rock hard boner feels like, otherwise it is simply there like an arm or a finger.

It's been awhile since a headline made me laugh that hard.

Is it just me or do 2 out of 3 of the Shangri-las look like men?

The difference there being everyone knows what's in the corporate drug and the effects it'll have.

I like John Oliver, but I wish he would slow down sometimes. He rushes through jokes sometimes too fast for me to get a laugh out of them.

Actually it's worse than that. the August 25th game will probably have very few starters play as that's the last chance the bubble players have at making the roster.

They could interrupt an episode of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" and still get death threats.

It's UnAmerican to be satisfied with anything but first place.