I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

real conversation i’ve had with a tinder date

I love how he was like “I don’t want to control and oppress women!” Dude, it sounds like controlling and oppressing is your favorite hobby.

Some sign ideas I’ve had:

“Threatening women makes Me feel better about my life”
“I need a hobby”
“[name of your town] needs more children in poverty!”
“We’re scared”
“Freedom of choice = Do as I say”
“I don’t want to help the needy, so I’ll just stand here”

Now, if only I can convince my friends to give up their Saturday…

This isn’t plainly worded enough for you?

IS THIS FUCKING REAL?? :o

Grandma moon is one we use on the reservation or I'm on my moon.

A menorah, a fedora, and law library binders! The Jewish one is a lawyer!

The subway is basically a gallery of bad and offensive advertisements. My current favorite is this one, which I imagine was the result the following conversation:

I would be a bad teacher and get fired because I would have said, “He’s sad because he penis doesn’t work right.”

These are the “inappropriate” grapefruit and egg images.

Speaking of weird ads about bodily functions; I just saw this commercial...at least I think I did. It could have been an acid trip. But then I don’t do drugs. But it tops anything Thinx can throw out.

i have been married to the same man for 15 years, together for 19. we have two children and a good life. i don’t believe all people are monogamous or suited for permanent pair bonding or that marriage is necessarily working overall or that polyamory is the answer or that married people are or should be best friends or…

...I started at 5. Apparently that isn’t all that abnormal.

I started at 5, which is actually why I can’t orgasm during sex: I conditioned myself to only be able to come in very specific situations. I’ve had thousands of fantastic orgasms over the course of my life, so I can’t say I regret it, but I wish I had known when I was a kid that I might actually be doing myself a…

No one is shitting on monogamy. Monogamy is a “lifestyle choice” that is still considered the norm and is presented as something that we should all strive for.

So you don’t think anyone’s ever had an affair and their partner never found out? I think that’s a bit unrealistic.

if you want to do something abhorent and disgustingly painful to your spouse, just divorce. Move on. To cheat, such preventable devastation.

I agree that this would be ideal. I know from friends though that some marriages go through a slow decline until there is almost no communication anymore. Complete lack of intimacy and the affair is a response to that. Having that difficult conversation should happen but if that level of sharing is the thing that's…

This is a very problematic topic. For example, if you have two people who both agree that they will marry but will be comfortable with some straying within some specific parameters, then hey! Go for it! I do believe that traditional marriage isn’t necessarily a one-size-fits-all thing.