Now you can draw the latest in women's fashion... and books.

mmmm <— so far thats all it has on my home screen... I have a feeling it's going to drop the reddit app in spot #1, then just rotate the other 3 between SSG 2, clock, and calendar. Oh well, I'll give it a shot.

Hmm, odd that she was referred to in the third person then. Thanks OP.

Intentional. Susan didn't create the ring theory, unless your referring to Susan Silk a co-author of the article, Susan they refer to is purely to add a name to the story. Fictional Female Character #1 doesn't have the same ring to it as Susan.

Very true, I guess I didn't even mention legality.

You had me until zombieism. Until then I thought you were joking, but seriously folks, every-time I eat yogurt I get an insatiable appetite for my meaty coworkers.

I'll show that princess a whole new world.

Fortunately my dog weighs 55lbs, but if I suck him on this thing, he would freak out and hate me forever. I think we'll pass.

Will this help suppress people who tweet about waking up, breathing, eating, and every other thing we all do all the time? That's the sole reason why I could never get into Twitter.

The worst part of any social media service is of course the people! Twitter is such a mess right now though, I think this would be a vast improvement regardless of the crap that people put up there.

True true, there's been a lot of "what happens to these guys will determine the fate of whistleblowers", but I couldn't disagree more. The fate of whistleblowers has always been the same, either they change everything, or they suffer the consequences. If Nixon hadn't been impeached, and Watergate had just slipped on…

So there have been many (and by many, I mean we should probably stfu already) discussions about whether he did the right thing or not. Whistleblower or traitor. But what did he actually DO? (I mean, apart from give a foreign body a shitload of classified info) We all saw the video of the helicopter shooting people,…

Any word on how Zagat is doing compared to Yelp?

Yes! They can get Koopa Gooding Jr. and Princess Peach Cusack as supporting actors!

Now all we need is a Mario remake of Toys.

I thought looking at pics of the fresh prince instead of doing work was hitting rock bottom... I was so wrong.

It is the gift that keeps on giving...

Stars for you both! Stars all around!!

That can be a risky strategy, depending on your company and your boss. My boss would definitely ask, and when I told him the truth, he would tell me that was ridiculous and that I should just decline any meeting before 9. While on the flip side, people wouldn't hesitate to just drop a 7:30-8 meeting on me if we didn't…

I like the idea of dragging someone in there with me, there are quite a few people that I work with and around that are in similar situations. The only problem with coffee shops is that when I go to one, I feel... obligated to buy coffee.