I had a cat like that as a kid. They are the best.

I have a tiny rescue cat who also plays fetch and almost always comes when I call her, (not if she hears a truck outside or something) and she's super needy. But she may be abnormally attached to me, because I got her very young. She will be affectionate with other people if she gets to know them, but if it's up to…

That would be pretty great, actually.

Well that might be because it's short for Nickola. ;p

Well I don't now about all of these, but I do know that I'm only really happy when I'm working. As much as I love sleeping and eating, I often eat at my desk and wake up in a panic about lost time when I try to sleep in. I always think, "I need to finish the dishes and mow the lawn so I can work and be happy."

I still have trouble getting people to say my name right, but after I got into college I started realizing my name was extremely common among European men. :[

I don't know what's wrong with "stripper" names. Cherry, Indigo, Chastity, Destiny, etc... aren't that weird in certain contexts.

Besides, actual strippers are usually using stage names so fans don't look them up in the phone book.

I had the same reaction to that sentence.

Considering most women don't have vaginal orgasms, I think that's too simplistic an understanding of female pleasure.

They were probably fungus gnats. I have battled them to no avail all spring and summer, but thankfully I have a backyard where they can do their thing.

"Thanks Obama!" is an Internet meme. It's a joke. You should look it up on Know Your Meme.