After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.

FTFY:

Well that’s because they brought an A-Star instead of an Apache.

So they weren’t just aiming a laser.. they were aiming an air gun with a laser at a helicopter?!

People who do this need to be made an example of in the worst fucking way.

This screed is ten times better when read in Peggy Hill’s voice.

What I’m hoping for is an end reveal that Vanessa gave birth to a little girl, so we can see Deadpool2 close with this scene:

Now let’s sit in our thinking chair and... think!... about what we just did.

Nolan Ryan is also the subject of one of the most underrated pieces of sports photography ever (IMO)

Leading with the middle finger knuckle. Ballsy.

“The Gang Finds a Robot”

Am I reading this correctly? Creed is better than The Eagles and The Doors? That’s gross to even type, the wording “Creed is better than....” should never be written about anything. Unless you’re talking about tetnus...or like..nuclear winters.

I’ll defend Hell Freezes Over until the day I die.

Charles Emerson Winchester Taylor, III, at your service, my good man.

please do barrel rolls please do barrel rolls please do barrel rolls

Relevent John Oliver clip.

Mawp, Mawp. Do you want all of us to have tinnitus?

Fire up the Cheetah, it's time to go hunting!