Good for you! Alan sounds fun, and like a perfect rebound fling.
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God. Fucking Sarah. LISTEN TO HOT SHIRTLESS CARL WHEN HE GIVES YOU GOOD ADVICE ABOUT HANDLING YOUR BROTHER’S ILLNESS.
I am of two minds of on engagement photos. They are pretty pointless and are often an exercise in self-absorption. HOWEVER, many years spent working from a trade publication and having to supervise photo shoots of many non-models makes me understand that giving non-models some low-pressure time in front of the camera…
I remember seeing the episode of Mama’s Family as a kid in which Vinton and Naomi promise to stay together “as long as we both think it is a good idea.” It was a huge laugh line, as they were both on their second marriages.
Will Ani Di Franco sing the theme song?
Ha, my Kinja name is also a Roller Derby what-if.
She’ll probably break like 12 vaults by just looking at them.
I actually had a different and much better experience — when I was young, I had a bad sexual experience that I would not classify as assault in any way. (It was 100% consensual but the guy was too rough and we were both too inexperienced to realize it.) I needed some treatment afterwards and was kind of squirrelly in…
Holy shit, that’s terrible! I’m so sorry that happened. I would definitely write a letter to the hospital and any professional org she belongs to. :(
I always offer to split and I always mean it. (There’s a weird faction of women who offer to split and then judges the guy if he agrees to it, and those women are the worst.) Even if it’s not an exact 50-50 split of the check, I’ll usually offer to buy the next thing, be it the movie tickets or an after dinner treat…
OMG, white on the MOB? WTF. Acronyms!
I love the dress! I have a similar (non-bridal) version, and I love it but I hardly ever wear it because it’s too badass for most occasions. http://www.ebay.com/itm/KARTA-blac…
Holy smokes, for real? He was weighing becoming a man of the cloth AND participating in a gross sex contest all at once? Great.
I love this Onion article like it is my own child. A+ trolling of Boston.
Best cake typo story: I worked on a copy desk and a colleague named Pete got engaged. We decided to get a cake to celebrate and it said, “Congratulations Peat.” If we had brainstormed typo jokes for days, we couldn’t have topped that.
Why does a story about two awesome women breaking new ground in a male-dominated profession have such a snarky headline?
I heart Tivoli! So charming! I went during the last week of November so it was all decorated for Christmas. I halfway expected it to be nuts for the holidays but it was great.
I was disappointed that it looked like Martha was drinking a Coke with her crabs. If you’re not going to have beer, iced tea is the way to go. You don’t need the sweetness of a soda masking the crab and Old Bay.
I don’t even watch the Real Housewives of _______ but I love this Tweet like it’s my own child.