I’m sure the judge is gonna say something like “sure, you can move to exclude certain evidence, but we get to debate that in open court before I rule.”

Them racoons can’t stop cooning.

https://www.change.org/p/caddo-parish-stop-lgbt-discrimination-towards-students/u/22591287

David, just shut up and drivel

I can’t hate on Larry Bird because he is partially responsible for one of my favorite photographs of all time. There is so much going on in this picture, and all of it is amazing.  

... and she said, I didn’t vote for you, I voted for the Republican, but I want you to tell everyone they need to work together.

That top image of Tiffany looks like Daisy from Agents of Shield in a blonde wig, like she’s actually infiltrating Trump’s family to make sure he’s just stupid and not Hydra.

Wait, wait, WAIT.... that orange dipshit said “two of my daughters...” not “my two daughters...” does that mean that there are other daughters out there we don’t know about?

If you are running around town, its not noticeable. If you are long hauling on the highway it can take up to a couple of mpgs off.

As the proud new owner of a 2018 Forester, I’m with you! Even just a pass through (like VW Sportwagon) would be hugely beneficial. I just want my hockey sticks to fit!

Lol, does this idiot think Constitutional Amendments happen via the Supreme Court?

If true, all future references to the Vice President should be styled, “Self-described motherfucker Mike Pence.”

Don’t mind that dumb troll. We all need to learn new things.

Comforters don’t get washed as much as one would like.

I have an idea I think may work.

Wiseau serious?

Nascar drivers and old truckers are he only people who truly know how to pronounce “malnour”, which as we all know, is a measure of speed over time.

I used to have hitchhiking races with my buddies back in the day, and the most reliable way to cover the hard distances (like West Texas) was having a funny sign at a truck stop.