Man, I don't know. My money's on golf and country music.

That stuff baffles me! It makes religious people sound like they're admitting they have absolutely no moral compass and we should only do right to avoid getting zapped by Zeus' avenging lightning bolt.

Here's one for starters: http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2…

Fuck yah - that's how it's DONE. I had the same attitude when I was single and I didn't get why a lot of other single people were getting whiny. It's an excuse for candy and glitter! We need more of those.

Yah, I know someone who's only 33 who just had a stroke because of her bc pills. She did a lot of research and says that the risk is very low and her case is super-unusual, but if you have aura migraines AND smoke, you're cruising for a bruising. (She doesn't smoke.) Between the (admittedly minor) stroke risk and the…

Ah, I dig. My Friday evening ballet class is always in danger of being canceled due to lack of interest. Personally, I love getting in a nice workout before starting the weekend festivities/to kill time because nobody goes out before goddamn 10pm around here, anyway.

People take V-Day off from work?! Hell, at my last job, the boss asked the morning meeting whether we were taking Christmas Eve off. Everybody yelled "YES." There were not a lot of holidays for us.

I know people who make a huge production of hating it. So damn annoying. haha

My last major breakup was on Leap Day so I've yet to see the anniversary of that. Masterful bit of coincidence, there. I would otherwise have totally been a whiny bitch every year on the breakiversary.

It's really easy to ignore, right? Not a big deal holiday. At all.

...single people who are sick and freaking tired of watching everyone around you go nuts about Valentine's Day...

I always send my mom & sister valentines. I think of it as a family holiday, even though there is usually a date involved, too.

Yes! I'm fairly obsessed with Craftsman houses and the airiness of Bag End and those round, vaulted ceilings would really diminish the darkness & gloom that Craftsman houses sometimes have.

Poor kitties! I want to knit them sweaters or something. My cat has nice, thick fur and even she's still always trying to get warmer under the covers or up against the heater.

True—why do people reserve so much extra hatred for Valentine's Day advertising? Have they HEARD of Christmas? Way bigger offender. Way more saccharine ads. Way spendier.

Mmm, chocolate! Delicious gourmet rocks!

Amen, sister. I'm going with a gold band that only cost a couple hundred. Within a few decades, I expect to either a)lose it, b)get mugged of it, or c)get tired of it. If any of that happens, I'm free to buy a new one without facing financial hardship or guilt.

Amen. What's with some folks' attitude that owning a vibrator is some judgment on their man's performance or lack thereof? That's like saying you had some dessert because you judged your dinner to be inadequate. We have dessert because dessert, like dinner, is a delightful thing.

Oh, Eleanor, for sure. Or Ada.

Dude, don't get me started on the Electrical Parade. WANT SO BAD.