My dogs want to look anywhere but in the mirror. Even when I hold them up facing it, they look everywhere else.

What if the car drove itself and he rode shotgun?

Thundercunt? Because thunder.

Churches chicken tastes like hate.

Wes Anderson approves.

I enjoyed the cartoon set after the '98 movie. I was 10 or 11 at the time so Fox Kids was super legit to me. I just liked the fact that they picked up where the movie left off with the last Godzilla egg. Now I'm getting nostalgic and will have to hunt for torrents when I get home.

I'm bringing a sheet of acid, it'll be a glorious, horrifying experience. Worth it.

Heavy breathing.

https://youtu.be/UhHhXukovMU

Maybe she's been eating Miracle-Gro?

Can we just get A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot or anything from Gilderoy Lockhart? I'd be cool with that.

I know Coulson helped with the design of the uniform, but it didn't really scream "armor" at me. It was just spangly haha.

Probably not bulletproof, but he did take a shot to the gut from an alien rifle and walked it off in Avengers. So he's extra durable at least.

It’s not Vibranium but these guys do good work.

Plot twist:

I saw it, it’s pretty obvious.

Agreed.