Thank you. I was yelling at the TV

A smart intern in the legal department will turn this into a half-year research project.

Need Mendelsohn to do the poster & marketing for the next Spider-Man film

Well said. Agree 100%

Honestly at this point is should be federal law that Nic Cage stars in all Lovecraft adaptations.

In in. 100%

Except Beta can help them with the pop song, since he’s a country western star.

My bigger issue was that Aaron was standing RIGHT THERE with a CLEAN BANDAGE, as if anticipating the whole episode. Guy’s a walking CVS Pharmacy.

Everyone looks like the elves of Lothlórien 

And I wonder if Favreau could be given the keys to cinema Star Wars.

And/or the Daniel Craig from Knives Out.

It’s absurd and watchable and I’m glad it exists.

Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things.

“I really liked Mr. Miracle, Omega Men, and The Vision, but King’s whole “let’s take an obscure character and just twist everything fun about him until he’s a trainwreck of a person” shtick is starting to wear kind of thin.” 

Sticking to my prediction that the Picard finale will involve a mic-drop Kirk reveal. 

Make this the adaptation of The Talisman that we didn’t know we needed.

The alien invaders were given the opportunity to form a new coalition government, failed, lost in the re-election and were shamed out of the country.

If you tried to craft the least ideal wave of PR to surround your upcoming film, this might be it. 

The good news is that continued dick moves like this will probably cost him the Oscar. He’s a great actor, but this is not the performance he should win for.

The Jaunt is a 22-minute Twilight Zone-esque tale. Get in, get out. Don’t expand it, dammit.