"There's no way Wayne Washington actually wrote this."
- Bill Simmons
Remember when Men didn't write fucking articles because some asshole made fun of their hair?
It's actually the 14th amendment they were thinking of but otherwise BR provides a top notch blend of sports reporting and legal analysis unlike some other sports blogs who have literally zero idea about the 1st amendment, et al.
And thus is witnessed the only punchout the Twins' bullpen has had all year...
See, this is why I read Deadspin. Hard hitting news reporting like this
Something wrong with grabbing your wife's ass? I thought it was bad if you were grabbing someone else's wife's ass
Diet and exercise is one option, but I usually choose Jagermeister when I want to lose half of a Saturday.
Phoenix Mercury Fell For The Hidden-Balls Trick, Drafted Brittney Griner
Where is Rachel Jeantel when you need her...
Wait! Conflicts of interest and profit motives are undermining the integrity of an institution in America? This is a shocking development and must be explored in order to understand this new and unfathomable concept!
Great, so we wasted 18 months just to figure out the Knight Commission are SEC fans?!?
Nearly all respondents expressed serious concern that the quest for revenue in Division I is undermining academic and institutional ideals.
LOL.
It's great to see athletes rally around a cause like this.
what an asshole
I know you like the attention fatty! You and Lindy West are un-rapeable because of your fatness.
You don't understand how to impale yourself with a red hot poker up the vag? Not exactly an abstract thinker are you?
Poor, poor Lexi. I mean, when will women learn? Once a cheater, ALWAYS a cheater.
Also, please purchase Andrew's new book, How To Use Tortured Metaphors To Push Your Already Painfully Wistful Paragraph Over The Top, And 99 Other Uses For Grains Of Sand.