Can we just have a place to talk about Repo: The Genetic Opera, though? I mean, she's basically been to space.

Knife (and possibly other ) lust! love Damascus steel.

Today was my first normal Saturday after leaving my abusive and controlling husband. It's been a little over a week since I left....and I feel absolutely amazing. I have no regrets and this feeling of freedom is incredible! I'm free! I'm free! I can do what I want without feeling like I am walking on eggshells…

I spent NYE with my nephew and his wife. They invited me over to spend time with them. Anyway we started playing cards and joking around. My nephew said something that upset his misses and she started crying. She headed to the bedroom and he followed her in. Instead of just apologizing and moving on, he proceeds…

Hubby works off-shore and doesn't have great internet stability, so he can't view the videos I've made. Sooo I've been making a ton of gifs to send him and I thought this one was adorable enough to share.

The first thing I ever quit was cheerleading in grade 10. My commitment to cheering waned considerably after football because I had gotten a part time job and, frankly, the cheer uniforms for basketball were a hideous mustard polyester abomination. The faculty advisor for cheerleading was explaining the importance…

Josh Hutcherson was really selling the "I'm just here, having a conversation with JLaw" thing and she was all, "I thought we were just reading lines here." He has a future in this sort of thing, he should give Sarah McLoughlin a call.

I had my DNA test done with 23andme and it provided me with a wealth of information. My DNA results was like a history lesson to the past. My ancestry is Afro-Carribbean. My results was 83% sub suharan African, 15 percent european, 0.4% native Americian, 0.6% ashkenazi. I belong to the same Haplogroup as Ramesses…

Fun tidbit: Alec Baldwin wanted to voice himself but Parker and Stone politely refused as they felt him being in on the joke would ruin things.

Why one works and the other doesnt? The same reason that Airplane! is a masterpiece that still works 30 years on and why Vampires Suck - more or less the same movie - is fucking terrible: wit.

Yes, he's back and charming but will he prosecute Cheney or Bush? No. Will he finally prosecute bankers? No. Will he go after the District Attorney who willing put a lying witness on the stand? No. Obama concedes so much that it's frustrating, but here we go again, showing off that charisma but no balls.

"THIS IS MY SECOND TERM. IMPEACH ME. GO AHEAD I'LL WAIT."

Yes yes yes please! With Edris Elba as James Bond and Stephan Hawking as the villain, we are looking at a Bond film that I will champion loudly and insistently to see, even when the people I'm going with are my friends who don't really like action movies and always want to see some romantic bullshit because it's…

Me and that guy have a VERY different idea of what WASPs are apparently. I would never put James Bond in that category. When i hear WASP, i think passive aggressive dagger smilers from new england.

Deamus is real! It's a Christmas miracle!

I have one more thing to say. Isha, I don't mean to pick on you but can we call this what it is? It isn't a "shower scandal," it's allegations of mass sexual assault and harassment. We want to change things and say words matter? Let's call this shit the fuck out.

And cell phone hacks, upskirts, etc...all the same…

But "heretofore unobserved" and "novel" are synonyms, at least in the sense of being new.

Mixing two chemicals together to achieve a colorful and explosive reaction is interesting. It's not novel, though. Interesting and novel are not synonyms.

The 'best' one I've ever gotten on a manuscript was: