What’s your beef with fart jokes?

Oh dude, clarify that article title: “Creating the show’s beautiful ending SONG”

Gave me a damn heart attack.

If you have enough stamina its pretty easy, you just have to sneak up on them by crouching and pat them to calm them down. If your near a stable you can board them and you can use them again later.

Wants: Fun & reliable

I’m still bitter about this. Obama should have said fuck McConnell, sent Garland to the Supreme Court, and let the other eight justices settle the dispute.

In a similar vein, it’s common sense that the President shouldn’t be stonewalled from nominating a god damn Supreme Court justice over a god damn year from the god damn election. God damn it.

...graduating from...

You contradicted yourself there. You want subscribers to meet the Ad revenue threshold...yet you dont care about it and do it out of love... but that inability to monetize took the wind out of your sails? SSo if you love it...how does this discourage you unless you care about money. Do you do realize that even at 1k…

It was a Rimowa, which is a high-end luggage brand that usually costs several hundred dollars... Reed never received the suitcase, was quickly refunded his payment of $700, and then went to Neiman Marcus to purchase it there instead. 

Any stories you may hear that involve me, shots of Jameson, something called “Foxy Boxing,” and falling into a fountain are most likely works of pure fiction.

Is that Mike Pence’s secret twitter account?

His favorite position is holding hands.

Was looking for the geo cities logo

The Rockford Scanner website looks like it’s from the stone age.

Late entry:

I’ve tried to switch to Linux several times in my life. I swear I’ve tried to have the most open of minds and lots of patience, but there’s always something that makes me switch back. Whether it’s lack of software options or bizarre issues with drivers or whatever. And I’ve come to the conclusion that Linux isn’t an…

Another way to put this is:

It’s infuriating.