So because someone is born a certain way and has been denied basic human rights for millenia, they need to bow to you because you believe in an imaginary man in the sky? Got it.

Used hottub. Ewwwww. Of course the dumbasses took it. 

There’s a lot going on here. 

Probably likes his own pictures on Facebook, too. 

What about swastika flags? Those are a part of history. 

Genocide? Calm down. 

He’s not wrong. 

Can’t wait to not watch this (or any of the remakes)

“I thought it looked very cool with my flared Abercrombie cargo pants and baby backpack (and let’s be honest...I was right)“

Nah, not really.  

“I thought it looked very cool with my flared Abercrombie cargo pants and baby backpack (and let’s be honest...I was…

Never heard of this before. Different strokes I guess. 

Never heard of this before. Different strokes I guess. 

Haha, why would anyone have that many batteries? I mean unless you’re a doomsday prepper...

Haha, why would anyone have that many batteries? I mean unless you’re a doomsday prepper...

Wait. What?

Wait. What?

If he kicks out Mike Piazza from a game then it all comes full circle.

On the plus side, looks like glue prices will be falling. 

That’s how they make Gorilla Glue. From the really old tough horse muscle. 

This is an underrated comment. Take all the stars. 

Darren? Is that you?

Also, this is a dumb sports blog where people often make dumb jokes. We aren’t curing cancer here. 

Harsh. But not wrong. 

Keenan Thompson is a national treasure.