I’m against idolizing other adults because they may have a level of notoriety for whatever reason.
Getting autographs when you’re 10? Sure.
When you’re a grown ass man with responsibilities? Not so much.

This is a bad take. Lighten up. 

Are you a grown adult getting the signature of other grown adults? Because that’s weird. 

You can get a lovely view from the TVs while shopping in the one of many stores or eating in the one of many establishments.

But they still average 35,000 a game. So umm, around 35,000 people a game wants to fucking go. 

Still won’t protect Max Scherzer’s nose.

9/10

Clocks? Oh, ok. Have the receipts to back that up? Police spokesmen don’t count. 

Punches? Got proof of that? 

“Just think to yourself, what kind of person thinks so highly of themselves they think THEY should be enforcing the laws on the rest of us?”

People that peaked in high school and need feel a sense of superiority? 

“Good” cops. Oh, ok.

Hit? Calm down. 

Hard pass

Hard pass

Scooters are for children and commies. 

Pretty sure my pops would disown me with any of this.

Pretty sure my pops would disown me with any of this.

This looks about right.

“summer wardrobe budget” Haha, okay.
Apparently that’s a thing? 

“summer wardrobe budget” Haha, okay.
Apparently that’s a thing? 

More than $5o for ugly-ass swim trunks?
Hard pass. 

More than $5o for ugly-ass swim trunks?
Hard pass. 

If you’re paying to watch shitty sitcoms from the 90's and 00's, that’s on you. 

Call? Why? So they can screw up the order yet again?
And if they don’t offer delivery on the web, again, what’s the point?

If I can order what I want in two or three clicks in under a minute and get it delivered, that’s what I’m going to do.