Cecilfielderhasabigolebutt
Cecilfielderhasabigolebutt
Cecilfielderhasabigolebutt

“I’ve foreclosed on 3 deadbeats this year already and took their houses and put their shit on the curb for not paying up the measly $185 a year dues”

So that’s how you get your rocks off? Weird.  

Oh look, it’s the HOA apologist. Always a hoot at parties. 

Actually, it looks pretty badass. But hey, different strokes for different folks. 

And FWIW, Johnnie Walker Gold. ~$70 and delicious. Not as smokey as Black, but very well-balanced and the bottle is gorgeous on your home bar.

And FWIW, Johnnie Walker Gold. ~$70 and delicious. Not as smokey as Black, but very well-balanced and the bottle is

Whiskey. Nothing says, “Thanks, man” better than a bottle of top shelf booze.

Whiskey. Nothing says, “Thanks, man” better than a bottle of top shelf booze.

Pretty sure I’d be questioning our friendship if that happened

Pretty sure I’d be questioning our friendship if that happened

Arya will have trouble finding a spot for her sword. She’ll enter a restaurant to have dinner with her family as a few nefarious characters walk by or are shown on camera.

Fade to black.

Fin.

I mean, depending where you live that could work out well

I dunno. What kind of searches are you doing? They’ll key off that, too.

Agreed.

Nah, too basic. 

Nah, too basic. 

Dude. Yes. This.

Derby party? Sounds like an uppity white people thing.

Derby party? Sounds like an uppity white people thing.

As long as they keep winning and return to sustained success, who gives a shit if he’s not a so-called great?

My benchmark is playing music and fits nicely in my pocket. Done and done. 

May just stock up on a backup. I love my SE. I don’t need any of the new-fangled gizmos on the new one. Plus, I can’t stand the larger size. 

Still getting paid. Just not obscene amounts of money for a couple weeks to play a game.

Might not be a corporate buyout, but new franchise owners. 

I dunno, that whole separatist bullshit might play a part, too. 

Wait. You’re telling me that provincial Quebecois backwoods yokels watching a game in the middle of nowhere are racist? You must be kidding.