1. If they were married, even if it was a second marriage, even if it was in secret, any children produced are not bastards.

Brief reminder of how physics works: metal gets brittle as it gets more rigid. Most styles of sword, especially in Western traditions, are distinctly flexible so that it doesn’t shatter if a blow is blocked by good shield. This is especially noticeable on longer swords.

It took me a while to check it out, but imho The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore is as good as Stewart’s Daily Show was. Nothing compares to Oliver and Bee, but Wilmore’s sadly underrated.

Obligatory John-Oliver-Did-It-Better example:

You literally just acknowledged it’s not a race. A white person (or an Asian person or ANY person) criticizing Islamic culture is no more racist than any person criticizing Christian culture. Islam is the largest religion on the planet. There are plenty of Muslims who are of African, Asian, and European descent.

You were clear about your feelings, he said the two of you could still be friends and you trusted him when he said that. I’m sorry he didn’t turn out to be worthy of that trust.

There’s nothing wrong with knowing someone likes you and ignoring it if you don’t like them back. I’ve had crushes on people in relationships…

... Adam Levine, calling the latter “a joy to work with.”

Wait a moment: he’s implying that she’s too “Hollywood” (because Hollywood movies are incapable of being serious you arrogant prick?) but he wanted his movie to star two of the Avengers?

I saw that movie in theaters, and it was pretty good, but Kiera was easily the best thing about it. Ruffalo’s awesome too, they had a really great platonic sort of chemistry that’s the main thing that makes the movie work. Levine was fine, but easily the worst actor there (unsurprising since he’s not an actor).…

So, it’s easy to laugh when guys complain about sexism, particularly when they’re complaining about physical objectification because, no offense, ALL women have to deal with that shit starting at about the age of 12, and would be fucking delighted to only have to deal with being judged only if we’re movie stars whose…

Am I the only one who wasn’t really happy with Dany at the end? Cool speech and all, but you can’t just tell every single Dothraki to cross the sea and start killing people.

Those are both perfectly valid reasons to not want to see a movie, but they also have applied to (conservative estimate) 3-5 new movies per year in the last decade. And 98% of those movies did not get this kind of backlash, and I’m fairly sure 100% of the critiques about them didn’t complain about SJW’s.

Danaerys: Awesome speech and all, good job with the Drogon ex Machina (you’d think it’d get old, but somehow it never does), but you need a plan. You can’t just tell a bunch of Dothraki, most of whom don’t speak any Westerosi language, to cross the ocean and start killing people. Well, clearly you can, but I don’t see…

I don’t think that’s true. I mean I know these comics/movies/shows have had dozens if not hundreds of writers, but I’ve read some of the X-Men comics and have not once seen “X-Men” phrased as a singular noun. I’ve seen “a group of X-Men” and “a faction of the X-Men”, but I’ve never read “an X-Men”.

X-Men is the name of the group, but a group is by definition plural and would be preceeded with “other” rather than “another”.

Right before saying this he said it’s “weird that there’s only 2 of you” or something like that, which makes it pretty clear he’s referring to characters rather than movies.

That’s possible, I don’t remember it exactly, I just remember that in the movie it was grammatically correct.

That poor sumo wrestler. I mean I know they’re not strangers to pain, but having to pull your nipple up from super-strength glue must be agony.

Right? Honestly the sprinter seemed smarter than the scientist: let it have your shoe. You’ve got shoes and socks, as long as you keep your balance and can reach the other side in 5 strides you’re fine.

This is a magnificent gif but the grammatical issue is driving me insane. “X-Men” is plural. Why on Earth didn’t they just type “another X-Man” like Deadpool actually says?