Also, none of us should devote that much time to Jared Leto.

Your comment could be a Mad-Lib and it would still work.

“If they were selling weight loss stuff, it’d be one thing,”

In a world of few consistencies, at least Jared Leto can be relied upon to present as a total douchebag in any arena.

Fucking epic self-own, I’ve been laughing since I first saw the headline. It can’t be fun to have these mega-creep super-douches come at you from all over the internet, but we really have to thank Greta for being a magnet for these utter sociopaths. Sometimes a bad thing brings something good with it...

You can probably cross off “criminal mastermind.”

His greatest hits include the following: saying women shouldn’t drive, comparing women to dogs, viewing his girlfriends as monetary assets, and claiming women should “bear responsibility” for being raped.

Seems he’ll be going to prison precisely because he has a hard time letting teenagers go.

Imagine being SO INSECURE that you blow up your whole criminal enterprise because you can’t let a comment from a teenager go?

Fun?

When I first saw that I was so certain it had to be faked, or a parody account or something. But no, dude really just acts like a 50s movie villain.

He’s constantly body shaming women. Don’t start none, won’t be none ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m starting to think Jewell is not a bot or a troll, but rather a long-running performance art piece by the world’s loneliest hipster. It doesn’t make it any better, I’m just sayin’.

Did the Chinese Communist Party weld your inside your apartment again, you troll?

Like I legit had to click the link as I couldn’t fathom that he would actually respond with that. Then I spent the next minute laughing and gasping for air when I saw that was literally his response.

Idk where you come from but what you described is not the case outside maybe Andrew Tate and his demented group of trolls who follow him.

Fuck off, obvious troll.

Hear me out: You sound as insecure and ridiculous as Tate. 

“How dare you!?” Ha, wonder what he actually tweeted... wait, that’s what he ACTUALLY tweeted? My day is officially made. Also, this: