I think what “ruined the family” was the insistence on using medical science to bring six more babies into the world when they already had two. THEN televising it. I don’t know if Kate was always a monster or the pressures of life in that family + fame did it, but institutionalizing a kid with ADHD for years (and then…

I fear my husband every time he eats Panda Express and runs to the bathroom ten hours later.

Or maybe it’s not 1941 anymore, and everyone but you figured out that signing up for war in the 21st century means a bunch of defense contractors get richer and that’s it. You’ll notice wealthy kids like the Trumps or the Kennedys don’t go to war. I guess you missed the lessons of the last few wars.

Imagine having such a sexist view of your very own sex that you think men are only meant to fight and be feared? I would be extra pissed off at this if I were a man.  

“Will you become a man to be feared?”

“America is weak. Her sons are sickly and her daughters are decrepit,”

Or more likely, have been threatened by Scientologists.

Honestly, I’m starting to think right-wingers believe defamation just means “you said something bad about me”, not “you said something false about me”. 

who fucking knew that people throwing stones were the ones who needed to get stoned in the first place

It’s always projection with these pieces of shit. Every fucking time. 

Because they are depicted as being sweet and romantic but they’re not.

This is crude of me? But for those who don’t get the appeal, Affleck is a handsome guy who loves performing oral sex. Maybe it makes more sense now.

Of the things you listed, the only thing I care about is the infidelity.  That was a long time ago.  It seems as if Ben and JLo are meant to be and are happy.  Let them be. 

When Candace Cameron is coming to your defense, you know you are awful 

Some people are born with gold teeth that are encrusted with diamonds.  It’s a real physical disability, gold teeth deform over time and this guy is going to end up with a mouth that looks like a bunch of recovered bullets from Scaramanga’s range trip if he eats too many hard candies.

Billie... bless your heart. 

“But did their parents help hand select the version of the bear to put out into the public?” - Kris, probably.

True, though I’ve always blamed Kenneth for that first one. What kind of dumbfuck cheats on EMMA THOMPSON?

All I read was:  I am waiting to see how much they will pay me to keep me on board. 

Lest anyone forget that HBC was “the other woman” in both the Kenneth Branagh/Emma Thompson and Tim Burton/Lisa Marie split ups…