Seriously has no one heard of the iDatalink Maestro module? With minimal wiring you can retain ALL the factory features while gaining access to the digital inputs from all your sensors when paired with a compatible head unit.
You buy the module and the vehicle-specific harness, connect the module to your computer to…

Whatever Zendaya is paying her agent, it’s not enough.
They have to be the hardest working MOFO on the planet.

Here’s hoping it doesn’t suck as much as All Access does. 

I’m 40, and I’ve loved the shit out of this movie since the first time I saw it in theaters. 

.... no, if the driver is angry at the cyclist, it is because the cyclist almost died and tried to make the driver’s vehicle their involuntary method of exit from this mortal coil. 

In the current times, where my commute takes me through the center of town, not a day goes by where I don’t have to dodge idiot commuters on bikes as they weave in and out of their lane, blow through stop lights and signs without bothering to check cross traffic and generally act like the world owes them a favor.
Perha…

Awww, two things I don’t care about in one article. Jalopnik weekend edition is starting extra extra.

I’d rather fun die at Smart than anyone stupid enough to climb into one of their rolling coffins. Jesus these things scare me. 

1st Gear: I’m sorry it’s causing disruptions for automakers now, but the very fact it is should be proof enough that we have been relying on Chinese chip manufacturers far too much lately. The best chips in the world used to come from Texas, but a couple decades later and barely anyone remembers the likes of MOS and…

Headache inducing? Are you serious? It took like two minutes to drop a trial for Showtime I signed up for last month. What, do people need a nerf-sized button to slap? Maybe send someone over from Amazon to hold their hand? 

It’s just you. It looks ugly AF with those tiny tires and huge swoopy body styling. 

In a similar metric, motorcycle deaths are up where I live as well, mostly due to idiots riding like idiots and not wearing a helmet. I’m not a fan of anyone dying, but when you make it too easy for something to go wrong and then don’t do the minimum to protect yourself, you only have yourself to blame. 

A smaller part of season 3? No, Platy, season 3 is basically the Michael Burnham show. Even the completely unnecessary 2-part backdoor pilot for the Section 31 spinoff managed to double down by introducing mirror universe Michael and then proceeded to make her the focus of a two part that was supposed to be about…

It really hasn’t. After a much improved second season, the third season gave Dumpster Fires a bad name. 

Neutral: it would take a reasonable price point (comparable to the ICE model it is replacing) that is essentially a part for part swap other than the powertrain of course. I look at the EV’s available today and they just look like an iPad with wheels from hell. Tesla? F Tesla. The Series 3/Y/CyberTruck are what you’d…

How do you steal a Tesla? Some idiot had to leave his keys in the Tesla and then walk away for someone to steal it.
If I were that judge I’d have a hard time upholding that charge because if you’re that stupid and have your things stolen by someone as if not more stupid, then by all means you deserved it.
Speaking of…

So everyone realizes this is more of a club than an actual union, yeah?
As in it has no legal powers whatsoever and may as well be a Subreddit of idiots with (possibly) valid complaints but not authority to do anything about those complaints. 

I would be fine with the dealer network dying. Have one or two maker-operated showrooms and maintenance shops every 50 miles or so, have staff on hand with demo vehicles for test drives and let buyers order directly. No more haggling, no more BS doc fees and “let me check with my manager” nonsense.
The last three…

MF THIS, right here. I rearrange my schedule to have my vehicle at the shop 20 minutes before they open just to be sure it is the ready to be worked on first thing, and I’ll be damned if when I call back to check on the progress 5 hours later “they’re getting to it next.” TF?!
The entire maintenance scheduling system…

Yeah this is a huge nothing burger, sorry. Google could conceptually dump everyone in this group with no legal ramifications, and outsource their positions anywhere in the country (or the world, frankly.)
I know Matty is desperate to claim this as some sort of win, but it really isn’t, not in the way he hopes it is.