Cascadian10
Cascadian10
Cascadian10

Nothing they said is even technically wrong

You're all a bunch of barking seals.

As a black person tbh I'm actually more offended that people automatically thought "black" when they heard the word "thug" more than I am that they're not black...

A Jezebel article hating on whites, Reddit AND Paltrow with a touch of smarmy ass tone policing? This circle jerk should be fantastic.

lol what. The interviewer brought up that word. The only thing he said is "if we keep using these words and keep whispering we won't be able to hear each other."

No, Jezebel was passing along unsubstantiated sensationalized rumors in order to justify their non-story. It was shameful, but as people always like to say, "it's just a gossip blog."

Do you know how hard it is to become a corporate sex shill? That's like hours upon hours of butt surgery!

This is the official statement from the school. Essentially, Nicki wanted to film in the school.

Assuming your definition of success is surgically enhanced corporate sex shill, then yup, she's killing it.

I wouldn't want her to "inspire" any of my children if they were in high school. At that age I was way too influenced by celebrity culture and thought I could be a rapper as well. That's not what they need. Let's bring in someone who became a physician assistant or a plumber who started her own company. Not

But they are THE ARBITERS OF CONTEMPORARY AMERICAN ARTS AND LETTERS. It is their DUTY.

Um, we don't need to "make" a territorial claim on that part of the Arctic...it was generally recognized that Canada's sovereignty extended well into the Arctic Ocean - when there was no navigable passage for at least part of the year, and oil and gas exploration and exploitation were prohibitively expensive because

Where does she address that in the article? I skimmed it again and the only description of herself I can find is this -"I was in college in Los Angeles—still shy, ungainly, unsettled—when the British Office came out."

This author really, really needs to get laid. And drunk, and whatever other joy or pleasure her repressed ass has been denying herself. The point is not whether hacking is wrong, the point is don't be such a stupid asshole by putting "intimate" things out there and then act surprised when others find them. If your

You work for the same company that cheerfully posted pictures of Brett Favre's penis, refused to take down a video of Hulk Hogan and another party and, just recently, made a $10,000 offer to the first person that would supply Jezebel with unretouched photos of Lena Dunham. Those are just the occurrences that

Many of these shocked, shocked! reactions remind me of the outbursts that happen whenever South Park touches a particular nerve. Snark is funny when it doesn't directly involve you, but the minute the topic changes from the Catholic Church or Mormons or something you don't like to something you do like and hold near

The people on this site must be some of the most humorless people on the planet.

True story: I once had my car stolen from my driveway when I left the windows down and the keys in the ignition.