I did it. My wife bought the kit and through it I found my half sister, which led directly to my father. He gave me enough info to find my birth mother, confirmed with an Ancestry kit.

Who brings a banana to a nightclub? Does he have some sort of potassium deficiency? Does he like his banana daiquiri with extra nanner?

That photo is so white, it slid to the other side of the browser when I looked at it.

It already has, a little, some folks on the far right misinterpreted the message as anti-Trump. Soros might’ve been mentioned.

Also, he wasn’t cross contaminating shit.

Which is funny because the article states that the Chinese actually dip it in boiling water and let it air dry. But these colonizers are impatient; they don’t have time to let things dry on their own so they figure they’ll shortcut it. Nevermind that just because someone has been doing things that way for years…

Of course, he doesn’t have time to comment on this, but his punk ass has the time to call up a racist asshole and congratulate her on some fucking ratings.

He’s a German-born British man. There’s a real possibility he does talk like that and I’m here for it. His voice reminds me of that really old deacon that every church has that insists on singing but he’s really just yelling at a really weird pace.

How much experimentation do you think she went through to come to this asinine technique? I wonder if she puts fish in the dishwasher too.

I wonder how many shoplifters he observed and reported before he decided he needed to beat up a girl.

Come on, Heiny, the tagline doesn’t even work without the context. “Lighter is better”, than what? What is it being better than in the commercial? Nevermind the fact that this beer bottle is slid across a bar...then somehow onto a stage and then across a cart without one person snatching it. This whole commercial is…

I absolutely adore my LCS (Shout out to Atomic Comics - Tacoma). The staff are friendly and helpful, even taking time to help my kid find the comics she’s looking for. Everything’s alphabetical and they’ll showcase a select few titles right at the counter. It’s a great experience.

I’d be interested in seeing whether the training that does happen is actual hands on, in depth training, or some online module that someone will half-listen to and can try over an over until they get the right answers.

Unless the states are enacting controls/protections they don’t like, then they’ll federalize and gut them.

I know it’s wrong but I still want to see it if only to see T-Rump fall on his ass, face screwed into shock and his lace-front all over his head.

Hard to understand the misanthropic instinct to try and stomp on a child’s joy because of what THEY don’t like. I don’t think she dragged them hard enough.

That wasn’t a racist dogwhistle. It was a fucking foghorn that spits out little Confederate flags and mayo packets.

Ok, the next briefing memo needs to include “DO NOT EAT BROKEN GLASS” in all caps and let the magic happen.

He got her cock-eyedness in there! I wouldn’t want that on my wall but if I were putting together a haunted house, it would be perfect.

Nah, I’m just happy to be here.