+0.5, the winners won, but the losers didn't lose. Right now a turf maintenance technician is getting his testicles strapped to a car battery by a bunch of angry bookies.

New Marky Mark EP available for Kickstarter backers early 2014!

LEAVE DAVID ALONE!!1!!one!!!!!eleven!!1!!

I am so, so incredibly ready for this. Have been since Lego Island.

God damnit Matt Hardigree, you clever shell of a man.

You've got to be a complete idiot to call Ventura a coward like that.

Breaking news!

Yeah. He's a loud scumbag paparazzo who gave Clarkson his word that he wouldn't be a complete scumbag regarding his affairs, then decided to change his mind the following slow news day, this on top of the rest of the incredibly fucked-up shit Morgan either ordered or was complicit in during his tenure.

Don't worry, Arsenal will find some way to cock it up at the Cup, lose to Chelsea 2-1 and somehow manage to finish in 3rd, according to history:

I feel like I've been watching the Bizarro-NFL this year, looking at KC, the Gets/Jiants and Griffin Roberts III & the Washington Whitetys.

Between the amount of money we're shoveling into the football program here at Carter-Finley and the fact that our last 3 starting QBs are starting in the NFL tomorrow, what is going on with NCSU's football program is an absolute disgrace.

I was referring more to the business side of things. If Lynch & Frost got Twin Peaks to run for two years, Sleepy Hollow can be as absurd as it wants to be.

Holy damn maafe sounds so good.

Here Rob, allow me to sum up your 1300 word thesis on why Sleepy Hollow is good, in 5 words:

Power of suggestion. If this guy is in my dreams tomorrow night, I'm going to have to cut down to 3 nights a week.

DUI is not a felony in Alaska or any other state that I know of.

Amazing.

That's preposterous!