nutjob.eu! Got me through last march and the entire NFL season spent 'working' Sundays!

The Man with no Game

+1 football scholarship

Definitely true. Thanks for the comparison.

Because I can't be the only person who'd rather be listening to it while reading this article.

Me too.. My day went from "how much work can I get done" to "how can I pop out for an afternoon tipple without losing my job".

Yeah, it really wrecked my brain looking at it.

If Michigan State doesn't pull away from Val-praise-oh and stop turning over the ball like they are, I'm screwed.

I am, and I did. Thurl was the man. It was masterfully done. Coach K was a class act talking about Jimmy V as well. Roy Williams.. not so much. But I was glad to see the guys together and having a lot of input and natural emotion in there, I may or may not have shed a manly tear myself.

In Raleigh, we have a rule: We don't like Mike Krzyzweski, we mock him, we allowed embarrassing images of him to appear on the jumbotron when he calls a timeout, but damn if we don't respect the guy.

What would the 2000's be without bad .swf animations?

Kill John Cassavetes

How about this? Don't worry about milk, try not feeding your kids the shit that made that one aunt with "hyperthyroidism" swell up like you did. Teach them about portion control and eating right. Introduce them to healthy, tasty foods that they will like, and DON'T EVER use food (especially fast food) as a reward.…

Yup, when I started I was oppressed, fighting for the Resistance in a sea of green.

Get out.

Ingress was much better until all the Angsty Teens decided to join the Resistance because they thought it was anti-establishment and edgy. Now it's just pockets of Enlightened fighting the legions. Oh and you can't change sides. Resistance has like 75% of the planet now. The game needs a rollback and more nodes in…

Just because you can shit on your wife's chest doesn't mean you should..

Get out.

Rob, you are forgetting the incredible strength of Takako, Juvenile Delinquent.

It's just a race to the patent office now. A sad, sad state of affairs.