Buffering...

He's done it..

DOCTOR PHERO

I really think ErikMoney should have won this one. That's gold right there.

I would bet that it's Mike Bensa. He cleverly deferred guilt to his enemy. I hope he's paid Bob Loblaw's retainer.

Fun fact: Those are actually called "powermeows"

RIP innovation. We had a good run, but I guess it's time to burn the hackerspaces and lynch the independent inventors.

I think you meant to say 99 dollar store.

My favorite argument against creationism is just simply to ask the person in question if they accept that there is such a thing as the "speed of light" (you have to dumb it down, of course).

You'd be amazed how many Cary Grant GIFs I have.

Fear not! I will be drunkenly driving through the comments section to recommend all "discussions" that aren't lowbrow trolling or spam, and posting wonderful neglected comments to my blag that no one will read.

I'm interested to see just what percentage of legitimate posts are approved. Right now I feel like we're in Gawker's awkward cynical teenage phase.

Countdown to Chuggington XXX: Dunbar's Butt Chugging Brigade Get Railed

Plot twist: New playable character is a Colonial Marine.

Love that novel. I remember getting so giddy when I heard the Gibson nod in "Deltron 3030".

protip: you can order anything at Whole Foods in bulk for a 10% discount.

And for the second time in just 24 hours, an Italian man in uniform makes a terrible error.

I would KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEEKEE all over that Lockwell.

False! At Trader Joes, they sell a little something called "Name Tag". Name Tag is like 67c a can, and is 5% ABV. It's slightly fruitier than Pabst, similar to NattyBo, as if they didn't let it ferment long enough. Still, if you're gonna pay Justin Peeber prices, it's not bad at all.

haha. Actually, what we know as Pabst today is not, in fact, the blue ribbon winning beer of yore. It's an adjunct that has been perverted by mass production. It's still cheap, and more drinkable than Colt 45.