“Let’s face it, he’s going to look out for corporations, to make things work for them, to bring jobs back home,” Terry said. “And as things trickle down — as they’re going to because it’s America — the little guy will get something, too.”

Every time Kellyanne Conway speaks, a bird flies into a window.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Fridays (if your bosses are chill) or Thursdays (if your bosses are nerds)

Everybody cared about Henry VIII’s boner. His boner created the Church of England.

When are we going to start calling out Obama on this head in the sand shit? You still work here.

Racism is not a mental illness, nor is mental illness an excuse for racism.

Constitutional Lawyers? You mean like that guy named Barack Hussein Obama? Wouldn’t that be some Karmic Justice? :P

Absolutely. He needs to sweat. He lost the popular vote. By a lot. We don’t have to make anything easy for him—and in fact, it’s our goddamn duty to make leading as hard as possible. He wanted this, he’s gonna have to fucking work.

My gut says maybe she didn’t ACTUALLY expect Trump to win, and now that he has she is having a crisis of conscience. ?

Judge Brown:

Charles Gaba had a great tweet today: Charles Gaba (@charles_gaba) | Not all Trump supporters are racist, but all of them decided that racism isn’t a deal-breaker. End of story.

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

But it’s funny because you’re literally grabbing the clothes off a lady. Get it? HAHAHA so clever, we are all so utterly screwed I want off this ride, please.

I’m starting to think that maybe we shouldn’t have elected this fella President, you guys.

Luckily the cameras were there to capture what he saw

Curious as to how his views may have evolved on the issue of Oligarhs.

Ted Cruz’s cuddle partner?

See that’s a little different from what I read on DJT’s website:

I still haven’t crossed over 50 yet but I don’t shy from my age. Hell, yes, it would be awesome to be younger but I’ve seen/expereinced some shit that makes me who I am and I can safely say, being (almost) 49 beats the fucking alternative of not making it this far. (I’d tell those kids to get off my lawn if it did…