We New Englandahs know our Dunkin Donuts. You order a regulah hot coffee at the drive-thru and the plucky girl at the next window is like, "Can you just frickin' take this Strawberry Coolatta with extra whip instead so I can go on my break?"
Do you call it a sub or a grinder? Those are the only options, people. Don't say "hero". Don't even think about saying "sammy".
In a big way. The man in charge (AKA @TheJobLotGuy) is not fucking around, either. He's dancing. Like really dancing. Trotting and thrusting. Watch him go.
Mirror, mirror on the regional online wall, who is the most provocative, evocative male model of them all? The Vineyard Vines guys are too stoic. L.L. Bean dudes don't want it bad enough. The winner is this handsome devil working his pearly whites and a Nantucket Red Long Sleeve Button Down for Murray's Toggery,…