Go back to your room in mommy and daddys basement and make love to you’re blow up doll you HOMO.

If I have water in my ear is it better to stand on one foot with my head tilted to the side and jump up and down over and over or use that smelly vinegar/rubbing alcohol mixture to get it out?

Tennessee will also play Oregon in Bristol. It's being billed as The World's Fastest 880 Yards Allowed.

good god, Echo

Man, Deadspin commenters sure can be dumb sometimes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patina#Ac…

This isn't the first time something a Pitino was involved in came to a hilarious, premature end.

"luv4allmusik: We're so dumb we lazily quoted a video about a city 900 miles from the one which serves as the subject of this article."

If we all agree that the state of Oklahoma looks like a cooking pot (and we do agree), does that mean Oklahoma State University is a culinary school? Kind of worried about someone having sex in a culinary school's kitchen. Ew gross.

they're playing in Canada

Christ, man. Read this sometime: http://deadspin.com/198485/the-com… I'm assuming you dismissed my previous comment on this, but I guess I could be wrong.

Do you intend to ever post anything other than stupid .gifs?

I say this without knowing too much of your backstory, Greg, but why do you refer to soccer clubs in the British plural style? (e.g. Arsenal are...) Obviously you're writing about British teams, but since you're writing for a predominantly American audience it seems a bit out of place.

Puig: [throws cup of beer all the way from right field into press box]

It breaks your heart to see all these young people with no appreciation whatsoever for science. His cell culture will never make it with that kind of attitude.

In a cruel twist, FOX 11 will now be playing the music video to fun.'s "Some Nights" on loop during the Red Sox game today.

Hey, the Banner has already been out of business for 15 years

Batter Run Due To Batarang After Pitcher Rang Bell

Idiots, that's just the smog.

Michelle Toy, who saw the list and whose duty, (among normal news procedures), was to read the names out loud, phonetically, raised the issue that the names sounded suspicious.

Again with the terrible photoshop puns?! I just saw this one last week!