@DukesDawg: I'm a junior, in the interest of full disclosure

@DukesDawg: Are you an alum?

@wyomingcowboyup: Not to pile on my school's football program, but our new coach was introduced at halftime of last night's basketball game and his motivational speech included the line, "We need you more than you've ever been! We need you more than we've ever been!"

@wyomingcowboyup: Why is it perplexing? We Vandy fans know a bad program when we see one.

@FavreFAIL: Make sure you weren't given the Office disks with your computer before you go about trying to buy it. If you got them, the product key should be on the cd case.

Is the president ever at all obligated to adjust allegiance towards D.C. teams?

@cromartie: Yeah, as much as it annoys me to have fans of rival teams around, I much prefer that to having douchebags jump on the bandwagon just because they move to a new city.

@JohnnyDrinky: Just because 90% of people younger than 30 think Kanye West wrote this song. Damn, Ray was good.

@ChooChooHarris: "Simple Pleasures...a sock...Can it be beat? Yes...jacked"

Blake Deadly

@Landycakeboss: Beautiful.

Somehow I can't see this LT ever banging a 16-year-old hooker. Did anyone think that about LT the elder? I wasn't around to know.

"Woah—he would've missed the kick!"

@danesy21: Will you be going back into yours?

@Gary Oakland Athletics: Indeed it is

@MelrosesMullet: Nantz is known for breaking pencils when he's angry, so someone has to tape them back together for him.

@danesy21: THEYA'S NO WAY IN HELL THEY STAWP RED SAWX NATION

Coincidence that CBS played Kanye's "Runaway" in the background of the Rex Ryan interview? I think not.

[Moved to Pats/Jets thread due to relevancy issues]