@Always Winning: Why the hell is West Virginia storming the court after beating a two-loss nonconference opponent? They went to the Final 4 last year, this shouldn't be a big deal.

@MasturGator:

@BarbarobicsInstructor: Saddam Hussein begs to differ.

@PerkisPower: Seriously, do they not have a higher camera angle on the goal line? I don't see how an advanced alien race could have neglected that when building this stadium.

@Prick Top: That should read, "Or,,, as an Atlanta sports franchise, I was just being a joke."

@Prick Top: Cee Lo's guitarist should be given a recurring role

@TripleStack: mmm cheese

@Now imma throw my gyroball: I hate that shitty music they play for the iPad commercials, so I muted it and now I can hear it through the wall from the dickhead next door.

Has anyone ever done a "Where Are They Now?" for the PP&K winners? Something tells me they have a high concentration in trailer parks.

@AirBratz23: You left off "Philip Rivers being an insufferable git."

".../Quoth the Ravens, *Choking sound*.

@TheBrian: tit picture fail, more like

You realize the region comprising the SEC schools also at one point said "Fuck you, America, we can do it ourselves," and attempted to form their own country, right? That feeling kind of still resonates around here.

Well, color me rainbow, TWO vaguely sports-related coming-out parties today?

@Hands: I believe that was the purpose of the headline.

And this is why there's never been a unanimous Hall of Fame election.

I bet Schefter felt pretty.

"That's my teammate. That's my quarterback."

@Forte_Oz._To_Freedom: "Unfortunately, the NFL needs to have something blow up on them before they actually act on it."

ESPN Insider? I don't even know 'er!