@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Adriana Lima has been president of Brazil for the past 5 years, at least according to my dong.

@Trot Nixons Hat: Liam Neeson has some extra gear if you can squeeze into women's sizes.

@homer_sexual: Buzz Williams fell over?

@They call me MISTER Scroggs!: Woah, were Venus' tits fake? That left one's kind of poking up at a weird angle, isn't it?

Can't wait for them to settle down and have little late-season choke artists.

RT @PeteRose my tombstone will just say. Baseball ...: maybe so by your obit will say cheater and "Is that a ratfink on your head?" as well.

Needs more cliche.

Next order of business: post soldiers' cock pics for Dan's enjoyment.