The world of HIMYM is a world where the women that sleep with him actually ARE complete ditzes, so IDK if he's wrong in making fun of them.

So is Eric Gordon's new tooth.

They are specially designed to catch that SOB, SPIDERMAN!

He also killed/ caused the deaths of thousands of innocent Jews during the Third Crusade.

He's supposed to be obnoxious as hell! That's what's awesome!

Does anyone remember the HIMYM episode with Kyle McLachlan, where he played The Captain, and Marshall analyzed his smile? That was hilarious.

A. Renner was great in MI: Ghost Protocol, and B. The actors are white because most of the people who will watch this movie are white, as well as most actors.

BAADUMM-TSSS!

Hey, Charlie, can you get me out of the Greys, permanant-like? I need the WHOLE world to read my narcissistic and half-assed commentary.

Sounds great! Has anyone else read Vicious? It was really good, if just a little too short IMO.

We taught the 9/11 pilots how to fly a plane into a building. That worked out well, didn't it?

Woohoo

That was me! Boohoo!

my pit bull question made it! Woohoo!

Russel Wilson doesn't fart at all.

HEY! I KNOW THAT STORE!!!! Yeah, it's Goldberg's supermarket on 18th Avenue and 50th street. Also, this is kinda old.

Holy hell, that was powerful.

1. Walk to the nearest highway

She could really use a lesson from Brandon Sanderson on making sure your magical system has its limits.

It's not delivery, it's... deflated?