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Alright, I'm reaching way, way back...

Maybe this analogy will help Lilly understand...

"Ravenswood is cancelled. What is this? A TV adaptation of a hidden object adventure game?" Read more

Laura! Just wanted to use your last post of the night as a segue into begging you to repeat your "terrible gifts from Anthropologie's holiday catalog" article again this year. I have a love/hate relationship with Anthro these days, and every time I see a spectacularly fugly item for sale, I think that the only way Read more

Oh my gosh—I live in St. Louis, too. Where is this? I am going to do some googling, too, but I hadn't heard of haunted buildings beyond some places on the SLU campus and the Lemp Mansion. Scary!!!

Et tu, Miley?

Okay, Anna is always hilarious but this installment of Dirtbag demonstrates that she is definitely on point this morning. I knew I was in for some giggles once I read "...this is gonna be some Frost/Nixon shit." Clever. Irreverent. Breslaw.

After reading this latest post, I'm fairly certain that Laura is my identical spirit twin. I smell a tearful TV reunion special on the horizon...

Dude who, earlier in the evening, had been inexplicably shoe-less while walking about the bar patio. BUDDY, IT WAS NOT THAT HOT OUTSIDE.

And we thought Buster zipping up Lucille's dresses was bad...

My deep-seated crush on Jeff Goldblum is a decade old, at least. At this point I'm hoping that we'll end up together via sheer will power and romantic stamina.

"ANTHROPOLOGY??!!"

Oh, good lord. That article astounds me with its utterly speculative conclusions. Frankly, I find it wildly unethical to write and publish that. It's like the results of a game of Alarmist American Mad Libs.

Exactly. As soon as I heard "Chechnya," I thought to myself that some people's cruel anti-Islam prejudice and all their subsequent gut-reactions and dangerous generalizations were about to get so much worse.

Agreed. Hilare.

...and Imma have to beg AMC to shut the eff up.

Makes me miss Luke Malone.

Been wanting a full slip for forever! As soon as I read this article I bought one of my own. Thanks for doing the legwork, Dodai!

To be honest, I feel badly for both parties. I feel bad for the guy because he is clearly in the throes of a depressive episode and is behaving in a way that is not at all good for him. The optimist in me hopes that given some time and therapy he would be able to become both more hygienic and respectful towards the Read more

Pretty interesting article/perspective on Beygate written by musician Mike Doughty on Slate (link below). He argues rather strongly against the idea that she was truly lipsyncing, using his knowledge of the ins and outs of audio recording as evidence. I'm still not sure what conclusion to draw but it's very Read more