Do you know what I hate? When people don't think that ideas evolve and adapt.

Jiminy Christmas...

For liking leather, or having an iPhone? I think you need to reevaluate your criteria for douchebaggery, looking in the mirror can help.

I like that she looks every bit as good as her like-new Mustang. That's a 72 year old person and a 50 year old car? Gives us all some hope for the future of ourselves and our cars.

That kid needs to stop looking at me like that...

When I got to the list of things at the end, my eyes went to the upper-left expecting to see Gawker. I was surprised it was still Jalopnik. I stopped reading Gawker over this type of stuff and I'm pretty damn liberal.

I searched and didn't find that confirmed, when I see it I'll update.

To paraphrase LBJ:

You might want to check the updated story on ESPN, where the guy who won the auction is giving it away to a "decorated war veteran" who also graduated from A&M. It's actually a very cool gesture.

Instead, why don't we just make the car have a soul instead of having technology replicate one? Once again, technology aiming to make us closer to a car is actually driving us further apart. Take a layer away next time instead of adding one.

Let's be honest. The reason A&M and Texas aren't going to play anymore is all Texas' fault. The Longhorn Network is arguably the most ridiculous, useless idea in college sports history. All it did was piss everyone close to Texas and the rest of the Big 12 off. Most Texas fans can't even get the network years after…

Why cant we just have awesome factory exhuast systems?

I UT journalist finally getting his chance to bag on A&M and he wets the bed with this drivel. Golf clap.

And those assholes are probably going to beat us at football and I'm going to have to hear about it from my Aggie friends, family, and everyone else for a damn year...

so you went to UT, but don't know that A&M and UT don't play each other anymore?! Wow. You mad bro?

I see zero car mentions.

#sticktocars

She's specifically says that Americanizing her face was the goal of the surgery. You're wrong. Just sit there in your wrongness & be wrong.

I meant to add that it has a redundant mechanical backup in case something goes wrong. Thanks for the reminder, it's in there now.