You! Boy! Work faster!

Obviously they lose money on each individual, hand built "special edition" auto. They plan on making it up in volume.

For a mere $175,000.oo USD they will, gladly, install oh-so-pedestrian "red" tails. Obviously your tastes are not of a variety refined enough to appreciate a 1 of 3
"special edition". A bargain at twice the price.

Fo' real.

Riiiiiiight. Suuuure they will! No problemo. We'll all just sit here, hold our breath and wait for that bill reduction or service level increase (basically a reduction in-kind, right?) to come along from the carriers!

No, you have a point. A pure "accident" would likely be a civil matter here in Texas as well. For some reason I was framing this in my mind as a "hold my beer and watch this" intentional kind of thing. Which, in that case, would be criminal mischief at least. My bad, have a good one.

Well certainly they can. Your driveway is private property. But if I walk up your driveway (or drive up your walkway) and damage your car and leave, I'm still guilty of "criminal mischief" (in Texas)... or the closest applicable charge in your state of residence.

That would be bad.

More importantly, before posting this, did you ensure the statute of limitations had expired on the criminal acts you committed that day? I never post anything before ensuring that, unequivocally, they have and I'm in no danger of cooling my heels in the gray bar hotel.

LMAO. I've been Kinja'd! That reply was, (obviously), to a totally DIFFERENT post! hahahahaha

Interesting in an, ummmm, interesting kinda way. I suppose.

You keep your cutesy dolphins. I'm sticking with Sharks.

As a certified nerd, I would love to have a backyard windmill generating some (or all) of my electrical power needs. First, because it would be a total trump card to play with my geekified friends, second because, well... it'd be cool to have electricity I'm not paying for each month and third, BECAUSE I WANT ONE!…

I'll skip my usual snarky comments.

The Chinese National team is a shoe-in for this one. Issues with that? What issues. What could possibly go wrong?

Amen. Preach it brother.

...and you're a better man for it. Just remember, when it's your kid, for the love of God... Please make it have a radio!

Mustang vs Camaro? Wow, if there were only a way to work an iPhone vs Android and, perhaps, Mac vs PC angle in here, and, of course, some Republican vs Democrat rhetoric in here and we could, quite possibly, stand back and watch the perfect comments section develop!

It's obvious you put a LOT of thought into that reply. I have to say, I respect the person who takes their porn that seriously. Good on ya.

That's because Fosters Lager is part of the Corvette Lifestyle I forgot to mention. Yet, you picked up on it. You're a natural, run, don't walk to the closest Chevy dealer. STAT!