End of discussion.
“Hey, Idiot” is a new Gawrker Lifehack column that aims to dispense practical advice to the fucking clueless, specifically all you goddamned millennials who have no idea how the Earth managed to spin on its own axis before you graced us with your presence.
This windowless van driving resident of Ohio has been harboring a shameful secret (hint: it’s Gonorrhea)
West Bromwich Albion lost their weekend fixture to Everton, sending them tumbling down the apples and pears to the middle of the table. They had bugger all on the pitch and paid for it dearly. They’ll look for revenge in a fortnight.
When my father comes to visit his grandchildren (and his dipshit son), a few inescapable traditions occur: a round of golf will be played, we try and name every starting Quarterback for the Cardinals since 1988, we always forget that Dave Fucking Krieg started all 16 games in 1995 and we drink Bloody Mary's. On his…
Tonight: Elbow covering U2's "Running to Stand Still"
Tonight: Thom Yorke covering Neil Young's "After the Gold Rush"